FUNNIEST THING A CUSTOMER HAS EVER TOLD YOU

You know that sometimes people you get will just be ‘on’ and dish wisecracks and one liners that really connect. I wish I had written down more of those, over the years I've heard from the outrageous and obscene to the most subtle double entendres that the queen of England would have approved.

What have been some of your favourite one liners? Best wisecracks?